Joker@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agoPakistani religious body declares using VPN is against Islamic lawwww.voanews.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down11
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minus-squareJeena@piefed.jeena.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·6 hours agoGod would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 hours agoBut he works in mysterious ways.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down3·6 hours agoExcept his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoRead the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it’s in the beginning somewhere.
minus-squareJeena@piefed.jeena.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·6 hours agoI was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoGod likes showing his genitalia from time to time
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-25 hours agoIn church I’ve been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that’s an easy assumption to make.
minus-squareTon the Supermassive@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·4 hours agoAnd how does the church know what to say…?
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 hours agoA patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoYes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv
God would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.
But he works in mysterious ways.
Except his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?
Read the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it’s in the beginning somewhere.
I was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.
God likes showing his genitalia from time to time
In church I’ve been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that’s an easy assumption to make.
And how does the church know what to say…?
A patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.
Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv