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Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving.
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM
Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”
Yes, Netscape really shot themselves in the foot with their premium browser and then shit in the wound with Communicator. All that Microsoft contributed was forcing people not to work with the septic poo-footed browser, but getting caught up in that kind of detail would have made people stop reading my comment. Gotta farm every sweet little upvote I can get so that my family will finally be proud of me when they print my karma in my obituary.
Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…
Should’ve invested in some teeth…
This’ll end up just like the Microsoft/Netscape Navigator antitrust suit where Microsoft got broken up and sued out of existence for trying to suffocate Netscape Navigator by denying it access to the Windows Operating System. Netscape, originally the underdog, super-won and turned into Mozilla which is now a multi-trillion dollar company that provides a shining beacon of consumer rights done right.
Oh wait, I just remembered: Netscape died and barely anything changed—only the public ever really loses. Billionaires paying thousands of dollars in fines to fight for their turn to shit on their customers.
The ye el las thems
I want meaningful consequences for the journalists, too: decent and secure housing, great medical and dental plans, fantastic retirement plans, major celebrity status in every restaurant they enter, etc.
Marty! It’s your children! The little bastards won’t stop playing Ska-booby toilets!
Consider that the energy output of a 12-gauge shotgun is approximately 4500 Newton-meters and, from personal experience, can rotate a first-gen iPad at an extrapolated 240 rpm (extrapolated as this proved difficult to sustain). That gives us an equivalent of 113 kW! A modern ipad would only need about 13 kW to charge in one second.
So, one shotgun shell could easily charge yours and 7 of your friends ipads instantaneously, although the results are difficult to appreciate.
Little shit-dick boys won’t quit being crybabies sticking their dicks in shit?
How do you do, fellow geriatrics?