There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
    The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
    (so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.


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    My local bar is tended by a software engineer. It’s only open on Saturday evening cause he does it besides his day job.
    But it’s great cause he does it for the love of mixing cocktails, and introducing people to great drinks from all around the world.

    And he obviously doesn’t really need the money, cause when you show an interest, most drinks are on the house.
    He uses a pencil, paper and a mechanical calculator to tally up the bill, which I absolutely understand when your career is in IT.