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A can of tuna.

Don’t say it, send it in an email.

Trump tried and failed as usual.

Meanwhile North Koreans are fleeing the front lines.

None of these guys have ever seen live combat and they all have 2 Kgs of medals.

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With my hands silly.

Better Call Sol

Build an emergency fund and hang on to it for everyone.

I hope his bone spurs don’t kick in!

I did nazi that coming.

I got my best IT Job off of Craigs list so don’t count out that option.

Way too stressful. I worked at a company that was bought by a hedge fund and they were always downsizing, even if it was key employees. It made me under perform and caused insomnia that I never quite got over and it was 11 years ago.

Hide the sausage.

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How much humanitarian aid would this have been in dollars?

What they don’t mention is the free phone upgrades and the free phones for joining a new phone company and what percentage of expensive phones they provide.

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