“and OneDrive”. Yes, it is essential to have OneDrive.

2nd verse, same as the 1st.

The thunderbox???

Google, Microsoft, hell even Netflix and Capital One, will be bending over backwards for this tech talent.
Look at that Amazon east coast HQ in Virginia, just down the road from Capital One’s HQ. One of AWS’s biggest customers will bendfit from this.

Who in their right mind would buy that property? Wait a minute, these people are insane, I’m sure it will sell like hot cakes.

Absolutely. I’ve been laid off twice in my IT career. It would be nice to have someone on my side for a change.

Background checks are an important part of the hiring process.

Matching suits and ties. How fucking weird.

Van Gogh tried to shoot himself in the heart and missed.

I’ve had pretty good results using ChatGPT to fix pihole issues.

How many remakes will there be?

I don’t know but yes

Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.

This is a super-villain plan becoming a reality.

This dude can shove that stupid boat up his ass

Hooray…Microsoft?

That pic makes me think of Gauntlet

I’ve got a copy of this somewhere. It could be in my closet…or Vermont. I should find it and yeet some villagers into the ocean again.

If you are wondering, some of the companies still advertising on Twitter are Samsung, State Farm, The Athletic, and DirecTV.

Literally no one should be shocked.