For instance: commenting on Reddit

Yep.

Also, I want to point out that it was actually worse and weirded than I had remembered: i don’t think they’re married, but they’ve had two kids together, and one of them was intentional.

Yep.

Wow.

Edit: hahahahahaha fucking hell they got married in the 90s too

Yep.

And that was my reaction when I discovered that too 🫩

AND YOU DID IT IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T LIKE FOR ESOTERIC REASONS DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT CAN ELIMINATE ENTIRE CATEGORIES OF BUGS BY SIMPLE NATURE OF ITS SYNTAX AND COMPILER REEEEEEEE

Genuinely, the vociferous pushback against Rust by a small minority of irrational C purist assholes is so, so dumb.

Why does a mouse own a dog? And how come the mouse is also friends with another dog? What’s going on there?

The United States operates on the principle of three co-equal branches of government, which check and balance each others power.

But what’s the root cause of your laziness?

I’m not being snarky - it’s a serious question. For myself, I’ve found that digging down to figure out where some of my behavioral traits are rooted is an extremely valuable and informative exercise.

I’m playing it on the Switch 1

I mean, let’s be thorough. He’s

• the rich scion
• of a family that made their fortune owning and exploiting emerald mines
• in South Africa
• during apartheid

Kinda tells you all you need to know about him and his family.

Also his dad fucked and married (edit: correction (side note: fuck me, somehow it was WAY weirder than I had remembered):) fathered not one, but TWO children with his own stepdaughter. No, I’m not kidding.

Edit 2: nope, they married in the 90s too! You can’t make this shit up.

Don’t forget:

• he was rich

With some friends, I built an “unguided SAM launcher” using some wood, a lot of aluminum foil, some metal rods, and a bunch of model rockets, and we tried to shoot down stunt kites we were flying near it.

We’d have probably gotten DHS called on us if we did it nowadays lol

Yes; yes

Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus

I guess my point is that I think of the Nintendo dynamic more charitably than I think of independent large game studios making platform exclusive titles just because some business deal was struck, simply because the latter creates the impression of vertical integration when there is in fact none.

I mean, yeah, but at the same time, a Nintendo game being a Nintendo exclusive product doesn’t seem that weird to me. If it was an external studio, sure. But it’s the same company. I agree that it’s annoying, but I don’t think it’s an unreasonable tactic if you control the vertical and you actually DO build good hardware and software that play well together, and you want to leverage the multiplicative effect there.

That sounds like a rad concept for a game. I’d be interested in it.

Doing illegal things is the new black, haven’t you heard?

Also, how exactly would they catch anyone doing this?

Waiting for the prescription stims to kick

Merp, sorry, must have been disassociating or something

They’ve completed 42% of the plan so far. Yes, really. No, not a joke. There’s a site keeping track of it (that I hope is hosted outside of the US).

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