• sweats while nervously trying not to look at his home lab server rack in the office closet *

The FSF explanation of why they dislike Anubis could just as easily apply to the process of decrypting TLS/HTTPS. You know, something uncontroversial that every computer is expected to do when they want to communicate securely.

I don’t fundamentally see the difference between “The computer does math to ensure end-to-end privacy” and “The computer does math to mitigate DDoS attempts on the server”. Either way, without such protections the client/server relationship is lacking crucial fundamentals that many interactions depend on.