When I worked two jobs, I’d take the bus from one to the other and it would always take like an hour and a half. One day I decided to walk it, cause it was only a couple miles (also cause the bus driver straight up passed right by me while I was sitting on the bus stop bench waiting for them), maybe a little more than a mile and a half. Took me 45 minutes, maybe.
The first few levels of Pirate’s Life are fantastic imo. Especially that first one when you’re going through the cave and listening to the voiceover… I got chills when I first played it. It was just really fun for me and I can’t really explain why. I liked how they got the original voices to record some new lines for the quest/level too.
And I really like the “DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES” guy.
They not only removed the campaign the game originally shipped with, but also those first two expansions we bought. So many people defended Bungie when they straight up deleted the content, but everyone was still stupidly hopeful that it would make a return someday. I knew from the beginning of the “vaulting” that there was no “vault,” and they just actually deleted huge chunks of the game from everyone’s systems.
Again?
First it was Hellraid (tbh I’m still really salty about that one)
Destiny 1 and 2. I should have learned my lesson with the first game, but the hype train picked me up anyway.
If you just want to laugh at some crass jokes and bullshit, I’d suggest Cum Town. It’s since ended, but you can find full episodes uploaded on YouTube, and there are some great bits.
Like Ben Shapiro getting assaulted by Mr. Feeny, or when they bullshit around about Gene Roddenberry being an absolute pimp, or when they’re making fun of Jordan Peterson
Also Tiny Tina was actually a fuckin blast to play through. It doesn’t drag like some of the main games do, the humor is actually fun because you’re basically playing a game within a game and it works as far as D&D stuff goes imo.
Also I actually liked being able to customize my character for once. I don’t know about the other voices, but I actually really liked the douchey/cocky voice I ended up going with. There are some fun lines for different quests and such.
Some of these games actually have demos you can try to get a feel for yourself if you actually want the full game or not.
That said, Tiny Glade isn’t really a “game” so much as a chill town/castle builder that you take screenshots of. It’s cool, it’s pretty, I have it, but only get it if you’re wanting something like Townscaper or Dystopika.
I actually googled it and found multiple tutorials on how to activate full nudity even if you’re in the US. You literally do just change your console’s region, for Xbox anyway.
Damn, even if you’re actually in the EU with a full EU console and game copy?
Conan Exiles lets you hang full dong on PC, I assume you might be able to change the region on your console to get around it, but I don’t know for sure.
Speaking of PC sales: steam summer sale is on right now. There’s some decent deals. The Mass Effect series is all on sale for pretty steel discounts; the LE is like $6.
Fucking G*mers, man…
You can never be happy. You always have to be pedantic and condescending to people who actually answer your questions normally. You always have to move the goalposts and play semantics.
“No, you didn’t give me games that are labeled exactly as I want them to be labeled, so you’re wrong and I’m still right.”
You’re just as bad as Republicans nowadays.
And I personally couldn’t care less about that one. I know others might want it, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to check it out a little bit, but I’m not super huge on collect-a-thon platformers.
Which is kinda stupid imo. If you want more people to try and buy your game, you should at least put it on sale once a year.
Or we can be upset that some devs never put their games on sale when tons of others do. I don’t care if it’s considered “the best game ever made” by gamers who are already fans of factory-type games, that argument doesn’t hold any water for someone who’s a fan of other genres like RPGs or shooters.
Also, their “reasoning” that it’s unfair to people who paid full price is bullshit and you know it. Tainted Grail had its full release last month, along with a price increase, but the game had gone on sale multiple times between the EA and full releases. Abiotic Factor is doing the exact same thing, and also had sales in between the EA release and full game. There’s no real reason that it shouldn’t go on sale at least once a year or something. If you miss a sale, that’s on you.
I just got:
JoJo’s All-Star Battle R, Strobophagia, Arkham Origins: Blackgate
I’m not really into fighting games, but I got pretty into the JoJo anime and played the demo for All-Star Battle R before and I really liked it, so I got the deluxe edition or whatever for $20.
Strobophagia popped up on my homepage one time and caught my eye cause I like EDM, and mixing it into a game about a rave with a horror twist seemed pretty cool.
I’ve heard rough things about Blackgate as it’s a 3.5D side scrolling brawler, but I’m hoping it’ll play similar to those Assassin’s Creed Chronicles games, cause I really liked those when they came out. Also I just want to experience more of the Arkham story/universe. At some point I’d like to play Arkham Shadow as I watched a bit of gameplay and heard a lot of positive things about it.
Wow. That was unnecessary
Gamers will use anything to justify the price for their favorite games.
I’m not saying it’s a bad game or anything, I’ve never actually played it as it doesn’t really look like my type of game, but the “reasoning” that they’ll never put it on sale because it’s “unfair” to people who paid full price is stupid.
Preorders for a mobile game… Nah.