Thanks. What a stupid dork he is.

My stupid idiot friend says thanks. What a real ding dong

A friend of mine never uses UTC. What an idiot. Seriously, what a dumbass. Somone one should tell him what time that would be in EST. God, he’s so dumb.

Oh, they are, are they?

SHAZBOT!

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

Blame the last guy, take lots of money, get fired, repeat.

That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.