CEOs wanna cosplay Steve Jobs and unvail their crazy new features. They’ve already “trimmed the fat” to appease shareholders.
They just can’t make fixing old issues sexy.
CEOs wanna cosplay Steve Jobs and unvail their crazy new features. They’ve already “trimmed the fat” to appease shareholders.
They just can’t make fixing old issues sexy.
Jupiter - Holst
I can feel it at a funeral, a wedding, a birth, a Requiem for a nation defeated etc etc
I agree that would be ideal.
I flat out do not trust each of the 500 devs operating on our codebase to maintain comments.
Tests are documentation, code can be documentation. Those run through CI.
If you can keep comments updated at scale, do it. If you can’t don’t pray for a miracle and find something that you actually can enforce
Writings self documenting code is so important.
Comments get stale and over time transition from: accurate to outdated, to eventually flat-out lies.
Go hard in the paint when choosing method or variable names. If it’s hard to give them coherent names, that’s a code smell.
Even worse than it being wrong, is that by nature of the tool it looks right.
Wow sweet did we provide any?
Chatgpt told me 188 but then admitted it was 120 after I bullied it and then landed on 95
Edit:
Great news gamers, chatgpt just explained why despite a net loss in 2023 the industry is expected to turn a profit by 2029
It reads to me like someone trying to build a persona that Elon would like.
Has your account been hacked?
Yeah like the programming language
Gonna whisper what the first word in “PHP” stands for
Compilation error or run time errors? One is a gift and the other is a curse.
Any language in which whitespace has syntactic value is intrinsically flawed.
Can’t speak to your specific issues, but that’s why yaml will always suck.
Quick fuck you to everyone who thought I was being dramatic a decade ago.
If you’re deploying weapons on your own territory to reduce the operational capacity of an invading force then it’s by definition defending your country.
If you have a problem w/ this you’re going to have to cycle to the next argument because this one is nonsense. NEXT.
I actually generally hear this phrase IRL from teenagers making minimum wage while trying to get some boomer to stop badgering them to accept an expired coupon.
It’s just how limits work.
The issue isn’t with the software.
Imagine if I had photo radar sending tickets for people who were “almost” speeding.
The software config isn’t about “the markets” or “corporations”.
As someone older than 33, seeing “preserves” and “and it still works!” hits in a way I was not expecting to get hit this morning
No but I’m all-in on phrenology