So plastic is made from oil, right? And oil is made from Dinosaurs. So we’re just surrounded by Dinosaurs. Even micro-Dino’s.

Is this their revenge?

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So from what I’ve experianced - everyone wants to bang.

I initially kept Sam Coe around because he’s handy with a gun and I was waiting to meet Andreja. But I swear the entire time he was giving me the fuck me eyes and I’m like no dude thats not cool lets just be friends and then I go to Barret later and he’s like “Oh I’m so lonely” and I’m like then start a dating profile I am not an option and then Sarahs like “Hey BTW I’m single but I have these issues” and I’m like NON OF THIS IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE WORK PLACE.

They are everywhere. I’m a microplastic and think its too much.

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I wore a ‘weird fish’ T-shirt and was not a fish. I was not a weird fish, or a normal fish, or just a fish. I was just a liar. Please forgive me.

Your honor I argue that the defendant was not alone on the night in question! That there was a large group there! And that is why they must be charged with… A MURDER!

(Sorry)

No. I’m 40. Its exhausting trying to give all my personal data away to all these different spaces now.

Time was, a man could give up all his personal data on just one platform. I would rest easy knowing that every goverment in the world had proof that I am not a terrorist, and every buisness knew how much porn I watched.

But now theres so many and I’m just one guy. I can’t keep track of them all. It makes me feel too old for this world.

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I’m pretty confident I would not be on Lemmy right now had someone not advertised it.