Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

I watch YouTube just fine on Firefox.

Some plugins to Adblock but that’s it.

I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!

“So I’ve got this knife fight scheduled for tomorrow…”

Seriously, WTF?

Same boat (started with dry January and didn’t stop)!

I still feel good. Not sure long term if I’ll become more lax for special events but not for now.

I believe that’s the rule in Germany, meaning, giving a month’s notice.

I didn’t realize it was regulated myself!

Hi friend!

Now you do.

I also did but I thought it was kinda lame?

I don’t know what I expected but that was mortifying.

Lowsy results

Future reference, the word you’re looking for here is “lousy”.

Stay fresh!

Easy.

Challenge them to trial by combat.

If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

I’ve heard concern of it becoming a pandemic in deer populations and also scientists are worried it’ll spread to people!

Yaaaaaaaaay. 🫠

KI-generated

A Kamehameha is also KI-generated.

That was more “on the table” if he wasn’t reinstated.

I also suspect there were some inaccuracies in the reporting and headlines around that.

Hips don’t lie.

Pecs do.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

But if you ask him, he has to like tell you he’s a TimeCop, right?

For those wondering, the other two are Minnesota & New York.