Please be the onion. Please be the onion.

CRAP!

I disagree about the purpose of email. I end most meetings thinking to myself, “That last hour could have been accomplished in a brief email.”

On this episode of Black Mirror…

Hammond definitely works better as an unrepentant asshole in the book.

Hanlon’s razor.

Doing my part. I literally never visit that toxic site.

I always wondered how career Navy officers felt about him basically bashing Davy, who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Comes across as a judgmental asshole through much of the song.

I’m sure they covered this in the terms of service that they know no one ever reads.

Went to McDs for the “convenience” of an egg sandwich the other day. Was told to pull into spot #1 to wait. TWENTY MINUTES LATER they brought the food and couldn’t muster anything resembling an apology. So I guess I’ll be making my own fucking egg sandwiches from now on.