Edit: removed the snark because you do appear to be taking criticism, which is something someone with terminal reactionary brainworms does not do. Self criticism helps us grow and get better opinions, and I hope you’ll reevaluate Hexbear differently now that you see where we’re coming from
Hey everybody, here’s the very first usage of “unga bunga”
Only those toxic Hexbears could possibly criticize this
They don’t and they never do
edit: and nothing of value is lost.
Behold the Redditor
A complete disregard of my health and safety
Oh wait, that already happened years ago
I see, that explains all the drooling liberals like yourself ITT. HOW MUCH IS WASHINGTON PAYING YOU TO PRETEND TO BE A 
So why are the comments suspicious 
Is being uninformed suspicious?
Please calm down, I’m worried about your mental health please
Are we uninformed or in the pay of sinister Anti-American forces?
Germanic migrants were doing imperialism in Wales, you heard it here first folks
Have you tried shutting your eyes, putting your fingers in your ears and singing loudly
All questions about our political alignment are answered by this handy chart