Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

Now about that extensions button…

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

There are still dumb TVs, they just cost the same as a smart TV.

We need a “killed by microsoft” site that tracks everything from the Kin phone that went on the market for 2 weeks before they pulled it to the pub they already had built on the Redmond campus and scrapped just before opening it.

Wednesday!

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

Or just save it to one of those 16tb hard drives we have nowadays. They can’t remove it from your own collection either way.

Thankfully not and the party that wanted to is the blue one that lost massively in July.

How the Swedish parliament would look is how the current British government does look. For exactly this reason.

Why do screens need to fold at all? In folded mode an edge to edge screen is enough and in unfolded mode two more of those can combine to make one large display. It’s the same as those led walls you see in places, made of edgeless panels that slot in next to each other. Curving the pixels is stupid.

For OP’s needs they are fine though.

Just sayin’

And cost 10 times as much.

Can’t he transfer to a campus without bars on the windows?

They don’t give a shit anymore. The business customers are paying for 365 and the gamers are paying for gamepass. Those are the money makers now. If you want you can run windows, but if you’re still running windows apps (including 365) then Microsoft still gets paid.