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Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
That’s the spirit!
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *
*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.
Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?
Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.
p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!
Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.
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Ah yes, I see the problem. They don’t know where their bootstraps are!
Just purchase the ad free premium plus platinum subscription for offline mode, only $12.99 per month!
A Short Hike is an excellent and short game. Super fun, very chill, great music, the whole package.
If it had DRM it was not very good, that’s for sure! I still own it, but it’s in storage about 1700 miles away.
I miss my Dreamcast 😭
My top 5 were Walk the Moon, Dr. Dre, St. Lucia, Passion Pit, and Muse. I will check out your recommendations, always down for some new tunes. Thanks!
Shrimp.
A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.