I drink diet soda to not drink soda. I drink soda to not do drugs and alcohol. I’d much rather have heroin than diet coke, but I probably shouldn’t ever have that again. So I’ll have a diet coke, on ice please.

12ft.io/https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2023-07-11-the-greenland-sharks-slow-swim-through-deep-time-and-into-possible-extinction/

Should get rid of paywall

I suggest we do it over Australia.