I handed my girlfriend a hair tie once while at my parents house. Good times were had.

Precious tritium

Paramount Plus is the worst streaming service with the second best content

My CrossFit addiction

Int score 18 Wis score 16ish Cha score 8 Motivation score 3 Addiction resistance 2

I’ve been known to be smart since I was 7 or so. It’s awful, because my parents assumed that since I could do math I wouldn’t have any mental health problems. D&D is nice because it demonstrates there is more to the brain than a single spectrum, but even that falls short.

Catholic guilt. My parents were atheists when they had me, but still instilled guilt in me so hard it hurts to this day.

What exactly do you mean by that? Like, he could have indeed been a well meaning mage just trying to live under templar thumbs? Instead of also being exactly the smoking gun?

K obvs

That’s a window

Oh France, always there to show the world that you can be as stupid as America but in completely different ways

Every corporate tax cut is a duck you too small business.

Tony Stark knew the tesseract and Pym were in the NJ Shield base because Howard told him about meeting Tony there. It would have happened at some point right before the death of the Starks, as Tony needed to look like his older self. Howard probably told it as an oddity, not realizing it was actually Tony.

Ironman tells Cap something like - I know that I know, but I can’t tell you how I know - as if he suddenly put it all together there in 2013. This keeps Cap within the same timeline when he stays.

Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook all

People won’t stop posting pics of trump either, idc if you guys think we’re making fun of him his face is still on everything in here.

HU BAR DAGA

Firefly is the okiest space western ever, but it got cancelled by fox around 2000 and people started sacrificing their left testicles to try to bring about it’s return.

Well, now I can’t tell if the writing for ME was good or bad

Mowing lawns, screw you dad.

Certainly windows took inspiration from the apple button in the upper left, but changed a few things so they wouldn’t get caught copying.

Scathing and accurate when your point is made about people too.