How exactly is this any different to what they were doing 10 years ago?

Yeah, my current plan is to pass on TES6.

Pokemon Red: Rocket Edition is brilliant.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

When they kill the games, they no longer make money on them. So playing without paying is not a lost sale, even if the player is corrupt enough to enjoy playing. So there’s no problem yeah?

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

I hate the psychology. Those ads are designed by experts to make you less happy than you were before you saw the ad. Yes, even the ads full of happy people bouncing around. The ads full of moving life events set to piano music. The ads about “that … feeling”. They’re designed to make you dissatisfied and depressed. Fuck ads.

Sort of. The same game, over and over, each time in a different colour, each time with a higher pixel density, each time a little bit worse.

Nintendo aren’t the worst company. Not even the worst gaming company. Not when they have competition like Ubisoft and Warner Brothers and EA and Activision.

Of course, if it weren’t for the presence of the aforementioned companies, Nintendo would be the worst.

To shreds you say?

Cool. Do Facebook next.

Nope, just your regularly scheduled Nintendo technology lag.

Wasn’t this the exact plot of Revolution of the Daleks?

Is it set on the Bionis?

Wake me when the repo trucks arrive.

Wow, it’s been 40 years since I played on a spectrum.

Please understand.

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