Flying Squid

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

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Catering to the whims of developers is not what a giant social media company should be doing. The company’s job is not to keep them happy, it’s to keep its customers happy.

If the developers want to do whatever new idea they come up with, they can start their own company.

Social media companies are not new or small. That’s nonsense. What happened to “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?”

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

Or we could not let robots decide what is good or bad.

You left out, “once we get the IPO, we’re fucking right off with our billions.”

No, I mean that for our own sakes, we need to know what the most powerful people on the planet are doing.

They’re not doing anything for us.

My 13-year-old enjoyed Better Off Dead too. Especially “I want my two dollars!”