Wait until you get a fishing buddy, and you start gifting him tackle. Then a few days later you realize that hey you miss that rod you had, so you decide to buy another, but now they’re like an extra $100 then they used to be. So you pick up ot at work but now your whole week is thrown off, and you can’t find the motivation to go down to bass pro, buy a rod, reel, and line and tackle because you’ve worked 70 hours this week, and you figure it’ll be best to wait until next week to do it.

Next week rolls around but car registration is due and you decide to use your hobby budget instead break into your savings. Now you’re back where you started. To make matters worse the guy you gifted the rod to isn’t into fishing anymore.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it’ll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

Id be surprised if anyone actually does this. I don’t think anyone cares anymore.

I am worried about my grandma though, she’s old and covid has a way with old people.

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person’s age.

Is posting not the bare minimum the app should allow?

Even poor people cant work 24/7. I’d agree a $1.50 stretched over a month isn’t much. A Twix is twice that. Maybe that half a twix is life or death for some people?

Lol, no.

So sm does fuel polarization

That’s been exactly my experience so far lol

Lol yeah my posts get zero traffic until after I wake up so i miss out on being able to respond usually

Just changed my phone to 160hz. I can’t believe i used to live like a poor

Yep. Can’t believe I caught downvotes for this

Me too but i don’t like lockbacks either. Axis lock or compression locks are my favorite

Oh no don’t you start spewing hateful lies about In-N-Out. It isn’t a knockoff McDonald’s, its a double double orgasm in your mouth. it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean…that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, dude This is God, speaking to us in food.

I used to love making clay soldiers as a child. Maybe I’ll start again.

Now you’re interacting with me! Does it harsh your mellow?

Lets make an exception ;)

No harm no foul right?

Usually I can logic my way out of feeling bad, but I just feel so crushed rn over something objectively stupid. Like i feel a literal weight on my chest.