About time

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

"But what if we try to stop destroying the planet and someone else keeps making more profits by continuing to do so?! How is that fair on our shareholders?

How are we supposed to keep increasing our revenue under those conditions? I don’t think you are thinking about what’s really important here"

Imagine talking about great RPG companions and not mentioning Knights of the Old Republic

We just keep having the largest most destructive storms and floods in years, and some people still claim this is totally normal and nothing we can do about it.

And those people are massive cunts

Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

Dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of people could lose their jobs if a single company goes under, and we’ve seen that in the gaming industry quite a bit recently.

"It’s not right to wish a company to fail! People will loose their jobs!

Anyway, we are going to have to announce another round of redundancies because the line isn’t going up fast enough for the people who don’t produce anything of value"

There is no paradox.

Tolerance is a social contract that both guides and protects your actions. If you breach that contract by being a cunt then you are no longer afforded it’s protections for the same.

Nazis demand you accept them while demonising others and will continue to take advantage of you being “tolerant” for as long as you allow it.

Why does he allow them to exist in the first place? He created them and their thoughts.

Satan’s influence you say? So Satan is more powerful than god?

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

Secret?

“I didn’t want the war to be in MY country!”

Second most powerful in Moscow 🤞😬🤞

Not only got rid of their nukes, but in agreement with Russia that that their territory would be respected.

The nukes were their protection from Russia, and Russia stabbed them in the back after they got rid of them. Russia used the “NATO expansion” excuse, among others, as a reason to invade when it was Europe who worked to de-nuke Ukraine in the first place.

The line can only go up. If the line goes down then the people who generate no value for the company will have less money, which is super bad of course. So if they can’t sell more, more expensive products, all the time, then they have to reduce how much they spend, and of course they won’t get rid of the most expensive people.

20 billion is what the NI tax cuts cost by the way. Deliberate sabotage by the outgoing government that knew they were not going to win.

The Tories took a shit on the desk before they left.

Perfection