That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

I don’t think I’ve spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I’m happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.

Save the earth

Do coke

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

Finally some good fucking news.

I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

With what money, Elon? You can’t afford to pay Google or office rent but you’re going to pay Mr. Beast?