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(Former ToR, I do transcriptions on here whenever I can!)

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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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    [Two identical stock photo images of a smiling man with crossed arms in a white labcoat are shown, with the one on the left being normally sized, and the one on the right being shrunk down to a fraction of the size of the first, so the smaller one’s head is just below knee height of the larger. There is text above both men, transcribed from left to right]

    Biologist

    Microbiologist


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    Y’all are super judgy about this submarine thingy looking for the titanic considering mast of you will ride a Ferris Wheel that a meth-head with three teeth set up in a grocery store parking lot in a half hour.


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  • Big enough that the heat from it would probably set a lot of things on fire and as a result mess with the atmosphere in other ways

    Also, given the average puff is about 35mL of smoke, and there’s about 30 puffs average in a 0.5g joint, that gives us 1050mL of smoke in a 0.5g joint, or about 1.05kg (to unit transfer here) per 0.5g joint. There’s an estimate of 5.1480x1018kg (think five quintillion) of fluid in the atmosphere. So that would be an increase by a factor of about 4.9 quintillion. Converting the joint weight to kg gives you 0.0005kg per joint. So you multiply those.

    Your joint would have to be 2.451429x1015kg of weed. 2.45 quadrillion kilos. For reference, the weight of all humans on this earth combined is about 390 billion kilograms.

    I’m tired lmao someone check my work I may be stupid




  • The content is facebook-oriented content. Idk if it would even really be the kind of audience that most of the fediverse would be able to sustain.

    As it is, reddit was a concern for many people. Facebook? Not a chance.

    Besides, large scale defederation discourages Meta from trying to weasel their way into everything like that. Don’t encourage them. They want you excited, but overlooking the massive issues.