I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

Their idea of a “tech worker” is an angel investor

They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.

Admins preemptively defederating Threads has a very middle school feel to it.

Cost per thousand. They don’t define it, because it’s a common metric in advertising.