Asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?message-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down18
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squareLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?Asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoWhere are all the bi folk when you need 'em
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoThat’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoSo, uhhhh… You forklift certified?
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoOh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoWell I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoTake all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoAlright, everybody form an orderly line…
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoAs orderly as the pallets you load? 🥰
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoWhile that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoTwo people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-210 months agoLesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er. (My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoTasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid
Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
Sup
name checks out.
That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
♥️
So, uhhhh…
You forklift certified?
I am actually lol.
Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
Take all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
SPLOOSH
Alright, everybody form an orderly line…
As orderly as the pallets you load? 🥰
While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er.
(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid