• pirat@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      Remember to turn off their sunlight too!

      And while we’re at it, let’s cut the wind off at their property as well, so they can’t generate any local wind power!

      And definitely take away their fruits and zinc and copper, so they can’t build their own massive multi-lemon batteries, which they will otherwise rapidly upscale by growing even more lemons, using the same array of lemon-powered LEDs that also grew that weed, all in an infinite loop of lemon kush! We really can’t let that happen.