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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

Little bobby Fortran

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Little bobby Fortran

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

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      “I was born for this!”

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        I was born INTO THIS

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          The heart is blackened.

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        Nominative determinism.

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      He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

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        fucking golf clap

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      Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

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        I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

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        And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

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      Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

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        Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

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      “It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

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