• artisanrox@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    They’re going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

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      1 year ago

      3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they’re never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they’re going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

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        1 year ago

        maybe they’ll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

        TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.

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        1 year ago

        No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they’d want to receive any punches themselves?