Representatives from nearly 200 countries agreed at the COP28 climate summit on Wednesday to begin reducing global consumption of fossil fuels to avert the worst of climate change, a first of its kind deal signaling the eventual end of the oil age.
The text highlights the failure of nearly 200 nations to reach an agreement at the COP28 climate summit to reduce global fossil fuel consumption.
There was disagreement among countries regarding transitioning away from fossil fuels, since arabs suck balls, leading to a lack of consensus on clear targets and plans.
Some countries advocated for phasing out specific fossil fuels to curb emissions, but they faced opposition (the fucking arabs).
Ultimately, the summit concluded without a unified strategy to tackle climate change, reflecting a missed opportunity for collective action.
Yeah, Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber would not be smiling this hard in this picture if Cop28 actually did commit to phasing out fossil fuels in any meaningful way.
Tldr: nothing happened
The text highlights the failure of nearly 200 nations to reach an agreement at the COP28 climate summit to reduce global fossil fuel consumption.
There was disagreement among countries regarding transitioning away from fossil fuels, since arabs suck balls, leading to a lack of consensus on clear targets and plans.
Some countries advocated for phasing out specific fossil fuels to curb emissions, but they faced opposition (the fucking arabs).
Ultimately, the summit concluded without a unified strategy to tackle climate change, reflecting a missed opportunity for collective action.
OPEC once again fucking the rest of the world.
Yeah, Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber would not be smiling this hard in this picture if Cop28 actually did commit to phasing out fossil fuels in any meaningful way.