Fellas, is it gay to drink lemonade?
Apparently yes, but now another question remains. Is it lesbian to drink lemonade?
I get irrationally angry over these questions lmao. They gotta be satire right?
The correct answer instead would be: Because I like lemonade. If that’s a problem for you, you can fuck off.
I accept lemonade lovers of all genders <3
Those disgusting kombucha drinkers on the other hand… /s
It’s not so much that kombucha is revolting, which it is. It’s how it gets evangelized the way it does. That’s what really bothers me. Like, no, buddy, I don’t wanna try your nasty whatever it is tea. Stop asking.
I used to make my own booch. I didn’t even know it was some health drink. I just liked it. When people heard I made my own, they assumed I was really into gut health when I was really just into drinking booch but didn’t want to pay the high prices for store bought.
I’m in the same boat. Literally all you have to do is dump a bottle of store bought into a jug with some tea and juice. It’s so easy.
Lemonade being fucking delicious isn’t reason enough?
It is the primary reason for drinking lemonade. The secondary reason is to alleviate thirst, in which case lemonade is indeed suitable, but most experts agree that water is the best source of hydration.
