My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

    • TurtlePower@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

      “Do you have honeymoon salad?”

      “What’s honeymoon salad?”

      “Lettuce alone, without dressing.”

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        1 year ago

        More like, “been married for 30 years salad”, amirite?? /BoomerHumor

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          1 year ago

          I mean, the lettuce might be wilted but as long as you wash it I guess it’s fine. Not like they’ve been feasting, so they’re probably famished.