Ignotum

I live in europe and i will not be silenced, certain crimes are not just permissible they’re a moral good!

Adobe is evil, if you need their products then pirate it!

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

Exported everything in lastpass as CSV, imported it into KeePass, the vault file is synchronized between my devices using syncthing, i never looked back

https://youtu.be/_x9lSQ1SFLE

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

400? Seconds or years?

Firefox has built-in cookie-deletion when you close the browser/tab, it’s under settings/privacy i believe

I heard a guy saying that linux was trash, he had tried it once but it didn’t have drivers for anything and what did exist was difficult to install
So I asked him when it was that he tried it

I think he said something like 1998…

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

How much is a “substantial amount”? There’s not thaaat much porn on e621, most of it is marked safe
Well a lot of it is…
Well some of it is…
I’m relatively sure i saw one marked safe once…

Haven’t had it happen to me, but a guy i know dealt with it but saying “no don’t touch it, it doesn’t bother me”

His screen got covered in porn whenever he turned out on, hot singles in his area…

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

Considering how common rape is in American prisons and how often innocent people are getting locked up, that does not sound unlikely

I used to get some documents sent in a password encrypted zip file, they regularly messed up the password, so i ended up just brute forcing them when i received them since it was easier and faster (usually like 15 seconds)

Not very relevant here since i knew roughly the length of the password and it was quite short, but i thought it was pretty funny

Note: my phone was already connected to my own headphones.

Have to assume they would prefer keeping those connected