DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

It’s made of silicone so it’s quite easy to clean.

You gotta take your time getting them used to it, a little splash here and there and then build up untill you can be in the shower for a good amount of time, mine loves it now.

I got one of these things

Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.

Tl;dr

Extroverts: This is awesome

Introverts: This sucks

Everyone: Where approval?

*Gestures broadly*

Everything happening right now.

It’s a date!

Much like another game, that we just lost.

I didn’t know you could beat windows, I thought it was a weird open world game.

That’s probably a good thing, I’d be calling them all poor cunts every time they requested money.

Can I reply back?

Hahahah good luck with that, I’m poor as fuck.

Ha! Jokes on you google, I don’t have any friends…

Ahhh that explains it lol. Fair enough.

Nah I was just making fun of how weird your comment sounded.

Time to put the spliff down brother.

It was also invented to tell people to stop being dicks.